Okay.
I’ve been really nice over the past 2-3 weeks. But if I don’t get this off my chest, I fear that my aneurysm is going to explode. And I don’t want to have to clean up the mess.
On the telly, on the radio, in the newspapers everyone is saying, “June 21st is/was the longest day of the year”. I even heard it today on NPR, during the “Wait, wait, don’t tell me” program. June 21st is not the longest day of the flipping year – all days of the year are 24 hours (approx). June 21st is the day wherein we have the most sunshine (in the Northern Hemisphere).
It is not a hot water heater. It is a water heater. If the water was hot, then why would you need a heater.
How often do you hear this – “Can I have a double latte”?  It’s “May I have a double latte!”?   And where’s the ‘please’.
There is only one ‘r’ in Sherbet. Don’t believe me – go look at the carton.
It’s not your perogative. It’s prerogative.
There is no such word as irregardless. It’s simply regardless.
I’ve got about two more pages of this stuff, but I want to go do something else, so I shall.
Morgan
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