It’s true. Paris Hilton does want to have your child.
But it’s not exactly what you think. She wants your child, the one that you conceived with your spouse.
On advice of her father, Rick Hilton, and her advisors, she has decided, as explained to her in one sylable words, that the Hilton gene pool has suffered a decrease in intelligence, common sense, decorum, and any sense of responsibility, and that she, Paris, should not bear her own children, but rather adopt a child from some lucky couple. Conrad must be rolling over in his grave.
Rick Hilton, who decided to get into the porn business, after he heard about Paris’s sex tapes, is alleged to have said, “It’s a lucrative business, and one I’d really like to be a part of”. He further added, “My daughter’s tape was in fact shot in a Hilton, which gave me this idea. With her tape and now mine, we’ll be able to reach an all new demographic of perverts and creeps who might not think they’re good enough to stay in a Hilton”.
Way to go, Dad, you’re the epitome of fatherhood.
If interested in applying for the opportunity to give your child to Paris (hopefully one of which you’re not particularily fond), you may want to keep your ears tuned for the announcement by Ms. Hilton, as to the qualifications and rules. Who knows, it just might show up on CNN, MSN, YouTube, MyBlogLog, PMSNBC, Google, Yahoo!, NBC, CBS, ABC, CraigsList, StumbleUpon, etc. (We just might be able to have the announcement in our news letter – you won’t know unless you subscribe)!
And let’s all pray that Tinu will actually have Stephen Colbert’s love child. She’s promised to name him -
Morgan
