Because I’d never run for president. Cool though, isn’t it? Click on it to make one for yourself. If anyone knows how to do this flash trick, contact me ASAP. I have at Least one job for you. 
(If you’re reading this via feed, and can’t see the video, you’d have to click through and watch it for this to make sense.)
I have to give credit where credit is due – thanks for sending this to me, Mark. I almost didn’t post this because I’m so mad that I didn’t think of it first… And congratulations to the winners of the basketball contest.
