[video] Twitter’s Retweet Button Joins the Conspiracy to Make Me A Completely Lazy & Useless Carbon Based Unit

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Oh Twitter.

Why are you a bunch of damn bastid? How dare you make me into a sloth? Isn’t it enough that I pimp my friend’s and the people I stalk on Twitter as my daily content? Did you have to go and make it moronically simple to do?

Evil, evil, Twitter? What have I done to thee?

Also mentioned in this video:

  • Jaiku vs Twitter – in case you don’t know what Twitter is.
  • My Bed, and how I’m supposed to be IN it
  • Heavy breathing, on account of how I’m getting used to my new microphone and how it picks up every sound, but not the feedback. You know, like microphones are SUPPOSED to do.
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