Update – 3 left – Want My Free, Undivided Attention?

I need to test a group on Facebook and you can be my guinea pig.

The first five people to respond by the end of the day will get to spend the rest of the week and the weekend questioning, harassing and even bullying me via Facebook and asking me every single question they have about Web 2.0, Social Media in regards how it relates to marketing and traffic.

I will have no choice but to answer any question you can come up with.

This privilege will also come with the F.U.N book about the hows and whys of Facebook for newbies. And no, you don’t get a free copy for joining the book. Here’s a hug to make up for that —>

(What? Hugs are invisible. You’ll feel it if you rub up against the monitor.)

Okay, so here’s how you play.

1- Join Facebook if you haven’t already. It’s free.

2- Add me as a friend BUT tell me why you’re adding me. I’m very finicky about adding friends and if I don’t know why, I won’t add you and what fun is that? Here’s my Facebook Profile Link.

One more time for the cheap seats — when you choose to add me as a friend, click that button that says “add a personal message.”

Then go ahead and ADD A PERSONAL MESSAGE telling me… I don’t know… anything to help me place you? Like, “I read your nutjob post and wanted to see a crazy person up close”.

Seriously, if take a few extra seconds and literally copy and paste that into the personal message box, I will add you because I have some frame of reference.

3- I’ll invite you to the group, under the condition that you immediately begin to harass me and ask me questions. If you don’t ask me something by Friday I’ll bounce you out the group. I’m heartless like that.

Respond to this post if you like, but that does absolutely nothing to get you in the group. I talk back and don’t bite though. So feel free.